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03-09-2009, 04:04 AM
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Computers must be female creatures!
- You will have to "turn" them to get their attention.
- They contain a lot of data that they do not self understand.
- It is intended that they should help you with your problems, but much of the time are they problem.
- Once you got one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
Q: What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A: A sweater with bigger pockets.
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03-09-2009, 08:21 AM
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I will never look at my pc the same but you are very right
Ok I made this in my thingy on the bottom
realchamp Wrote:Computers must be female creatures!
- You will have to "turn" them to get their attention.
- They contain a lot of data that they do not self understand.
- It is intended that they should help you with your problems, but much of the time are they problem.
- Once you got one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
Q: What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A: A sweater with bigger pockets.
Jim
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hahahahahahahhahah
The Moon! or London!!!
hahahaha
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wait I'm confused... Jk
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