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Fire jokes of!
#1
Toungue 
Well, I will try to not delete it this time(accidentally and unfortunately I did it last time...)!

So go ahead! Smile

C'mon guys, I know you got some awesome ones! Big Grin
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#2
What's a Jewish girls favorite wine?


I want to go to Florida.
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#3
Your mother is like a vacume cleaner, she sucks, blows, and stays in the closet
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#4
ComputerHelper Wrote:Your mother is like a vacume cleaner, she sucks, blows, and stays in the closet

Hahahahahah! Big Grin

Q: What's white and hangs down from a cloud?
A: The coming of the lord.
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#5
Computers must be female creatures!

- You will have to "turn" them to get their attention.
- They contain a lot of data that they do not self understand.
- It is intended that they should help you with your problems, but much of the time are they problem.
- Once you got one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.


Q: What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A: A sweater with bigger pockets.
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#6
I will never look at my pc the same but you are very right



Ok I made this in my thingy on the bottom


realchamp Wrote:Computers must be female creatures!

- You will have to "turn" them to get their attention.
- They contain a lot of data that they do not self understand.
- It is intended that they should help you with your problems, but much of the time are they problem.
- Once you got one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.


Q: What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A: A sweater with bigger pockets.
Jim
CEO
Co-Founder
Veloci Servers
¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¸ ¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨
¨°º¤ø„¸ Hardstyle ¸„ø¤º°¨
¸„ø¤º°¨ Q Dance ``°º¤øFrom Ireland
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#7
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The blond was fired from the M&M`s factory because she sorted out all those with W.




2 blondes:
The one: "What is truly furthest away, London or the Moon?"

The other: "Seriously, can you see London from here?"
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#8
hahahahahahahhahah

The Moon! or London!!!


hahahaha
Jim
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#9
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Hahahah Big Grin
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#10
realchamp Wrote:[Image: confuseidiot.jpg]



Hahahah Big Grin

Oh lol
~ trewq
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#11
wait I'm confused... Jk Toungue
Jim
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#12
Male Remote

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#13
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