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**realchamp** · 03-09-2009, 02:43 AM

Well, I will try to not delete it this time(accidentally and unfortunately I did it last time...)!

So go ahead! Smile

C'mon guys, I know you got some awesome ones! Big Grin

ComputerHelper · 03-09-2009, 02:45 AM

What's a Jewish girls favorite wine?

I want to go to Florida.

ComputerHelper · 03-09-2009, 03:02 AM

Your mother is like a vacume cleaner, she sucks, blows, and stays in the closet

**realchamp** · 03-09-2009, 03:58 AM

ComputerHelper Wrote:Your mother is like a vacume cleaner, she sucks, blows, and stays in the closet

Hahahahahah! Big Grin

Q: What's white and hangs down from a cloud?
A: The coming of the lord.

**realchamp** · (This post was last modified: 03-09-2009, 04:07 AM by realchamp.)

Computers must be female creatures!

- You will have to "turn" them to get their attention.
- They contain a lot of data that they do not self understand.
- It is intended that they should help you with your problems, but much of the time are they problem.
- Once you got one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

Q: What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A: A sweater with bigger pockets.

ComputerHelper · (This post was last modified: 03-09-2009, 05:25 PM by ComputerHelper.)

I will never look at my pc the same but you are very right

Ok I made this in my thingy on the bottom

realchamp Wrote:Computers must be female creatures!

- You will have to "turn" them to get their attention.
- They contain a lot of data that they do not self understand.
- It is intended that they should help you with your problems, but much of the time are they problem.
- Once you got one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

Q: What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A: A sweater with bigger pockets.

**realchamp** · (This post was last modified: 03-23-2009, 01:58 AM by realchamp.)

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The blond was fired from the M&M`s factory because she sorted out all those with W.

2 blondes:
The one: "What is truly furthest away, London or the Moon?"

The other: "Seriously, can you see London from here?"